May 2013
162 posts
May 25th
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May 25th
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May 25th
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May 25th
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housetohalf: my special skills include answering the phone without sounding like I just woke up, when in fact that is the case.
May 24th
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May 24th
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May 24th
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May 24th
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May 24th
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May 23rd
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May 23rd
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Should I Read The Daily Mail →
An in-depth analysis of whether or not you should read one of the UK’s best selling daily papers.
May 22nd
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May 22nd
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May 22nd
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IGN, I really hate you sometimes. Only film reviews you advertise are ones you either know you’ll get hits for or ones you’re paid to promote. I complain because no one should have to read an IGN film review. Even one promoted film review a month is too much. Everything gets a 7 because they’re normally shit movies you promote but a 7 means you can make some good points up about...
May 22nd
robertoluongo: in grade 8 i did a power point presentation on “whooping cough” and my opening slide was a photo of whoopi goldberg coughing and i was the only person who laughed at it and i couldnt start the presentation for like five minutes because i was laughing too hard at my own joke
May 22nd
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May 22nd
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RISK: Metal Gear Solid Collector's Edition →
omfg i want
May 21st
hippofoliage: hippofoliage: hippofoliage: hippofoliage: hippofoliage: hippofoliage: what’s the worst word you can say on club penguin i’m still on i still haven’t been banned I’M LITERALLY IN TEARS  and i only got banned for 24 hours
May 21st
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May 21st
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May 21st
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May 21st
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Where the fuck is my hangover
May 20th
May 20th
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wafflability: adambutton: santaruby: who is Gatsby’s least favorite superhero? Deadpool Who’s his favourite? Green Lantern Oh my god
May 20th
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also this now lone drinking session has become a question of how much dr pepper can i drink not how much rum can i drink
May 20th
Danced around my room and didnt realised i had knocked my drink over for ten minutes. oh dear. Laptop is safe so we’re ok
May 20th
May 19th
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So basically today my flatmate who was leaving to go back home realised that she was 21 not 20. We celebrated her birthday on Friday and gave her 20 candles and everything.  She didn’t even care we checked her passport and told her and she went “OH MY FUCKING GOD I CAN GO OUT IN INDIA” and we were like HOW DID YOU NOT REALISE bless her hahaha
May 19th
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May 19th
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May 19th
Now that I’m done with that I shall get the drunken by myself
May 19th
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Bill and Ted marathon over. Oh my fucking god those films are INCREDIBLE
May 19th
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May 19th
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jeybells: shanoooooo: jeybells: if that was the end of River i am going to be angry OMG YOU TOTALLY SPOILED EVERYTHING FOR ME WHAT IS THE POINT IN ME EVEN WATCHING IT NOW shut up don’t mock my pain help me make my bill and ted costume then :)
May 19th
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jeybells: if that was the end of River i am going to be angry OMG YOU TOTALLY SPOILED EVERYTHING FOR ME WHAT IS THE POINT IN ME EVEN WATCHING IT NOW
May 19th
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So I’m going as Ted to this year’s comicon. Yes I have realised that I go as characters that i find super cool looking in a fashionable sense rather than just crazy cool like a superhero. I’m going as Ted from Bill and Ted’s Bogus Journey because the red jacket with the smiley face is cool af. But seriously this is gonna take a lot of work. First I need a red cut off denim...
May 19th
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May 18th
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May 18th
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May 18th
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causticgambler: nayariverax: remember when this thing was number #1 in the uk charts. WE DON’T TALK ABOUT THAT
May 18th
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May 18th
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feel so left out. all my flat are going to koko. but i feel like crap
May 17th
May 17th
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Had to take a break from my flatmates to sit in my room and blow my shit speakers listening to good music. I cant believe they’re abusing my good speakers with nickelback
May 17th
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May 17th
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May 17th
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