housetohalf: my special skills include answering the phone without sounding like I just woke up, when in fact that is the case.
Should I Read The Daily Mail →
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IGN, I really hate you sometimes. Only film reviews you advertise are ones you either know you’ll get hits for or ones you’re paid to promote. I complain because no one should have to read an IGN film review. Even one promoted film review a month is too much. Everything gets a 7 because they’re normally shit movies you promote but a 7 means you can make some good points up about...
robertoluongo: in grade 8 i did a power point presentation on “whooping cough” and my opening slide was a photo of whoopi goldberg coughing and i was the only person who laughed at it and i couldnt start the presentation for like five minutes because i was laughing too hard at my own joke
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omfg i want
hippofoliage: hippofoliage: hippofoliage: hippofoliage: hippofoliage: hippofoliage: what’s the worst word you can say on club penguin i’m still on i still haven’t been banned I’M LITERALLY IN TEARS and i only got banned for 24 hours
Where the fuck is my hangover
wafflability: adambutton: santaruby: who is Gatsby’s least favorite superhero? Deadpool Who’s his favourite? Green Lantern Oh my god
also this now lone drinking session has become a question of how much dr pepper can i drink not how much rum can i drink
Danced around my room and didnt realised i had knocked my drink over for ten minutes. oh dear. Laptop is safe so we’re ok
So basically today my flatmate who was leaving to go back home realised that she was 21 not 20. We celebrated her birthday on Friday and gave her 20 candles and everything. She didn’t even care we checked her passport and told her and she went “OH MY FUCKING GOD I CAN GO OUT IN INDIA” and we were like HOW DID YOU NOT REALISE bless her hahaha
Now that I’m done with that I shall get the drunken by myself
Bill and Ted marathon over. Oh my fucking god those films are INCREDIBLE
jeybells: shanoooooo: jeybells: if that was the end of River i am going to be angry OMG YOU TOTALLY SPOILED EVERYTHING FOR ME WHAT IS THE POINT IN ME EVEN WATCHING IT NOW shut up don’t mock my pain help me make my bill and ted costume then :)
jeybells: if that was the end of River i am going to be angry OMG YOU TOTALLY SPOILED EVERYTHING FOR ME WHAT IS THE POINT IN ME EVEN WATCHING IT NOW
So I’m going as Ted to this year’s comicon. Yes I have realised that I go as characters that i find super cool looking in a fashionable sense rather than just crazy cool like a superhero. I’m going as Ted from Bill and Ted’s Bogus Journey because the red jacket with the smiley face is cool af. But seriously this is gonna take a lot of work. First I need a red cut off denim...
causticgambler: nayariverax: remember when this thing was number #1 in the uk charts. WE DON’T TALK ABOUT THAT
feel so left out. all my flat are going to koko. but i feel like crap
Had to take a break from my flatmates to sit in my room and blow my shit speakers listening to good music. I cant believe they’re abusing my good speakers with nickelback